No one would care if Pitt paid for Georgia Tech's abortion to keep the Big East from finding out about it.

All the real "gifts" that Blatter gave to secure his two elections will turn stomachs inside out.

I thought this was part of the Wayne Chrebet tribute.

At least the guitar-playing-pussy mascot in Boston who often asks waitresses if they know who he is has a name: Peter Gammons.

In Perez's defense, it's kind of hard to enunciate when you chug a gallon of whole milk before each segment.

In another gesture straight out of pro-wrestling, Beagle announced his plans to become a manic-depressive and kill his entire family before committing suicide.

In more successful NBA-player-going-overseas news: Israeli Super League perennial enforcer Maccabi Tel Aviv has agreed to terms with the Cavs on a 1,028 player deal that will send only Omri Casspi to Maccabi.

Robin Ventura's hiring overshadowed the Marlins hiring Dock Ellis as Director of Stadium Psychedelia

Sometimes, all the brilliance and experience money can buy amounts to nothing more than knowing the consequences of guessing poorly

And I ask YOU, 1990 Loyola-Marymount fans, how does it feel to know your megaprospect's heart will never be fully with the team?

Ironically, when a reporter asked what it was like having sex be the only thing in life he was successful at, former Blazer Shawn Kemp replied, "'s a bonus."

Player safety mandates are the safe sex education to CTE's HIV

Pedophile Wallabies

Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE.

+1

a massive case of whiskey dick stunted any ability to perform

"...fuck you you stupid, arrogant, thoughtless bitch and stick all of your snide Bills Bills Bills comments up your ass."

In Women's Basketball news, the Big East will be reaping what Antonio Cromartie sowed during the 2025 recruiting season.

Belichick certainly leads the Patriots secondary by example.

The Pride of Havana written by a friend, Roberto Gonzalez Echevarria, which I later gave to him.