+1

In terms of the most underachieving Washington Wizards of all-time, Lewis is seated at the right hand of God Shammgod.

Pictured: Cassius Clay receiving empowerment before his first title fight.

Everyone laughs, because it's a joke!

After Chili, My Asshole Either Tosses A Streamer Or A Cash Register Roll

Lady Gaga Poured Champagne Into A Disabled Section At The Giants Game Last Night

+1

Pretty tasteless of you to rip on his Chris Henry tribute, Dom.

+1 I could barely make it through this list

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Also facing down a Hooper? A Myocardial Infarction.

LOOGIT THAT PRETTY TOUCHDOWN WHEE!

If There Is One Woman Who Can Pull Off Socks, Sandals, And A Blazer, It’s Probably Whoever Is Dating Rachel Maddow

+1. You got me good.

I'm gonna name my next pancakes after you.

Scat On A Hot Skin Roof

God, Howie Long's gonna be so somber during this.

+1

Fearing an onset of late-season neck-craning-related injuries, the Indians hired the squirrel to help warm up the bullpen.

Congrats to you and yours!