The Big Swinging Bear Dick Of Texas Football

Freshly Dumped Girlfriend Erases Hopes, Dreams, Descendants Forever With Awful Crotch Kick

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are a Capital Region guy. Does this mean you got a ticket out of this shit stain?

Ronaldinho Ignores Orthodontics And Physics, Continues To Be Able To Chew Solid Food

Juan Dixon finds Josh Selby from half court for a 360 alley-oop

In defense of the Chinese and their smoking habits, the Australian edition of the "dangers of smoking memo" has to go really far east.

"I'll probably become a suicidal, coke-snorting, boozing philanderer. But right now, I'm all bettor."

Before I realized it was a combination of two different photos, I spent a good 10 seconds wondering why Pearl was pictured in front of the Duke bench.

In 1970, Marshall Thundering Herd In-Season Had To Do A Whole Lot Of "Plotting"

I'm sure catching a glimpse of a Hocus Pocus-era Bette Midler was enough to spook Chavez into misplaying that ball.

So after I read that comment, I couldn't take it anymore and I called him out.

3 Grand Slams in one game is also how Beano Cook starts his west coast Saturday mornings.

These documents could be the hardest hitting "black-wash" in Louisiana since, you guessed it,

At ankle level? This guy better watch out, what with the whole Norby's "little injun" running around and everything.

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I will be making the 25 minute trip to Saratoga for the third time next weekend and I must say, if you have ever been to any other track outside the grandstand they will make Saratoga's picnic area look like a country club.

That famed Clemens right arm is now a veritable Monkey's Paw

Jesus, Rex

They've been throwing down tomahawks: 360s, between-the-legs, alley-oops, reverses. They've been doing it with ease.

Good stuff, Hume +1