Consequently, "unholy braille" was how Jimmy Kimmel described what it was like to finger Sarah Silverman.

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If his time in the booth has told us nothing else, its that Joe Buck can usually be found along side a pathetic excuse for the receiving end of a battery.

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Mat-stares also pretty much sums up the twilight of Shane Mosley's career.

I am just wildly confused as to how you could be a student at SUNY Albany and have yet to go to a real bar. There are at least 6 I can come up with that you should be able to stroll into. Also, if you go to an all inclusive in the Bahamas, you'll be disappointed at the lack of Patron. And if you had ever spent…

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Tony Gumbo is the lone entry in Jeffrey Dahmer's Italian/Creole cookbook.

With this much success so early on it will be amazing if she doesn't grow up to bukkake.

The way I remember it, the saddest Highlights of all time was whichever one was on Michael Jackson's night stand.

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sports enjoyed by minorities were not to be played within a mile of George W. Bush

Sammy Sosa's attempt at a Chinese opera mask seems a bit more permanent.

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"Ten-dollar underachiever" is also what Todd calls his 9 year-old son when he cant knock down three fucking milk cans when they are fucking 8 feet in front of you, bro. Christ.

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