+1

Redacted. Steve U wins.

themout of sympathy

Come home from SONIC!

Let me get this straight, Ron Artest has been hiding Macy Gray in his pants?

Scattered macaroni and glitter was also the end result of Michael Jackson's run-in with a Capri son.

I guess you could say both reports involve some level of Laos.

Meanwhile, Colin O'Meter began his career in the Irish pornography industry with quite a bang.

Regarding his arms, Durant stated that he was more concerned with the irony of his LIVESTRONG bracelet chafing his armpit.

I stole them because I was ashamed of buying condoms

Today in: Sideways Face Vagina

And when you look at the NFL lockout as a generic labor stoppage

Gotta Sirhan it to these fans for their dedication.

If This Doesn’t Warm Your Heart, You’re Awwwww BLARRRRGGHHHH

Jesus. +1

As it turns out, it was the DeBartolo colon thermometer that spelled death for Eddie Sr.

Nice.

Something tells me Sammy Sosa prefers being "antiqued"

Holy Shit

But if, God forbid, I wind up having brain damage, so be it. That's something I'll have to deal with down the road