And as silly as people feel the ewoks are, they are tiny and brown in the middle of a forest they have spent their entire lives in. These guys have grown up playing around and learning every last tree and stone. And they are supporting a squad now that may not be equal in numbers or equipment to the empire, but has…

The Darktwit Saga sounds potentially quite awesome.

But all the nonfiction books do take place in a shared universe. Though sometimes there are jarring inconsistencies.

I’m always picking up books on the new acquisitions shelves at the library that are labeled “Book Three of the Darktwit Series” or whatever. It gets frustrating.

“No one wants to be trapped living inside an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie,”

The only way Social Justice Warrior can be an insult is if you think social justice is a bad thing. And if you’re a sociopath...

Also, I never understood why it was supposed to be an insult. Shouldn’t we all be warriors for social justice? Wouldn’t MLK be a Social Justice Warrior?

I got you a present.

I want the Anti-Moniter to show up and wipe the entire Snydererse out of existence.

I want Wonder Woman to come and defeat them both and tell them to quit being idiots and go fight Luthor before he gets away with his 40 cakes.

Look, don't be some sort of Social Justice Wizard (SJW) here! I don't see any privilege so I am pretty sure it isn't there. Just whining from some mud.. muggleborns who want special privileges for themselves! We all start Hogwarts at the same age so clearly we are all equal. Plus I failed a Transfiguration test once…

Worse - you will wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and you will casually pass by your mirror, and in your peripheral vision you will notice you are WEARING THE DEMON DRESS!

but like, is your red my red? or is your red my blue?

What I find most perplexing is not so much that other people's perceptions of the colors in this dress vary so distinctly, it's that my own perception of these colors has varied so distinctly. When I first saw the dress it was definitely white and gold. Definitely. And then I tilted the screen (like in the Vine…

I'm with you on team White and gold. And I'm frustrated that I just can't see the true colours.

This dress is pretty much an encapsulation of everything about human perception and reaction ever. Also involved? The thing about believing even when proven wrong. I now know, through exhaustive research, that the dress is blue and black. But I will keep insisting it's white and gold. I always thought I was more…

Surely this is the very definition of what's wrong with grim 'n' gritty.

In the last episode of the last season Mal is going to wake up from a coma on the Serenity and it will all have been a dream.

Hawaiian mythology has a particularly nasty way of developing the inborn magic talent; the belief is that if you consume part of someone, you get his mana. This is why ancient Hawaiian nobility hid their graves very carefully. To this day nobody knows where Kamehameha I rests.