Yeah. It was kind of a bad book. But I am glad other people enjoyed this book I was forced to read. (Isn't it fun to be forced to read a book en masse about the novelty and importance of individuality)

Let me be clear: When I say that a secret treasure room may be the best birthday present ever, I don't mean to say that it is the greatest birthday present ever for a four year old, I mean that it is the greatest birthday present ever, full stop. You know, in case anyone reading this is wondering what to get me for my…

They'd trademark air if they thought they could get away with it.

For anyone who wants in on the inspiration go listen to smodcast 259. I've been waiting for this movie since Kevin said he was writing it. I think the trailer looks great. Per Kevin Smith, he wrote this with Michael Parks in mind and just thought of fucked up shit for him to say.
#walrusyes (I hate hastags)

The thought of Lars living out several more years with Seymour is all right with me

It was about mistaking his namesake nephew for his brother, who misses his baby brother so much T_T

Because those anti-ACA commercials were both science fiction and fantasy.

Yeeesssss, these were the comments I came here for.

Because one party believes in science, the other in fiction.

If apes can learn to ride horses and handle guns then they can learn how to sail ships.

That Spanish Guy?

While I enjoyed Rise and will probably enjoy Dawn as well I have two key problems with the reboots:

Any opportunity to put Richard Ayoade in something is a good thing.

Hey man, maybe you didn't get the memo back in the '80s, but COMICS AREN'T JUST FOR KIDS ANYMORE. Superheroes can be sad now.

I'm much more excited to see this guy than to see Superman again.

He's just remembering that time he let his dad die for no reason in that super.slow.moving. tornado.

He's wishing he had his red underpants back.

That's right, how DARE China not consume American hegemonic media content? The nerve! </sarcasm>