You’d be charged with assault, might have your ass handed to you, and possibly sued.

1972. My youngest brother had cancer. He wasn’t quite 2, and my mom had been cooking and cooking and cooking. Chemo is a bitch, and he wouldn’t eat. One night she’s wrecked, my other brother and I are hungry, she throws us all in the car to go to McD’s -- a huge treat. The baby ate most of a cheeseburger, everyone’s…

If you’ve got to preface this with “I hate to be that guy” than just stop being that guy instead of hating what you’ve become.

dude, just...don’t.

Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

My wife is 10 years younger but she chose me. ;) I’d say it depends on the individuals and their ages especially. In regards to this story America seems to over look too much shit like this because they’re all far too busy collectively kissing “stars” asses for reasons unknown to me. OOoo look it’s Paull fucking Walker…

It would be a good one, the weekend-long 1960s equivalent to Netflix & Chill, i suppose. “Gonna poke my nose in the Pokonos” is better of course but “hone my Catskills” is a good evolute of an expression once stale.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

Captain America & The Winter Soldier, by Gregg Araki

And said children are technically the product of robo-incest since his wife Virginia was also technically his daughter.

Are you talking about The Vision comics where he makes a wife and children and tries to live an ordinary suburban life?

I’d like to see Hawkeye spend an afternoon running errands, shot in one continuous take, directed by Richard Linklater.

Haweye and his wife toil away at the farm; one of the kids becomes friends with a rat; another kid falls off a horse; Natasha shows up for dinner.

A steamy erotic thriller starring Black Widow and The Hulk. Directed by Gaspar Noé.

Oh goddammit. I loved “Ren & Stimpy.”

The basis for the pop culture obsession in Ready Player One is not nostalgia. It is because of a specific set of interests held by the creator of the game so that they can try and win his treasure hunt. Therefore they are limited to the time period which he was interested in.

I’d write a bad check

I don’t for one minute believe that young Dylan (and Satchel Ronan for that matter) don’t believe the story they tell. Unfortunately it is just that - a story. Told to them so repeatedly (by a vindictive and duplicitous woman who proved that hell really does have no fury like a woman scorned) they now believe it as an…

I appreciate the demonstration of how completely divorced from reality the typical Republican is. But now that we’ve all had a good chuckle, you can drop it. It’s getting a bit ludicrous now, saying that Carter (who put SALT II into place), Clinton (START II) and Obama (New START) were greater threats to start a…