Hey I’m Jewish and a non Zionist. Just popping in to say we exist (in droves, actually.)

Oh, that’s underwhelming.

I hate him so much.

It’s deeply disappointing to me that it looks like Brett Ratner is going to get run out of the business because of sexual harassment, when he should have been run out of the business for having no discernible talent.

I was just about to make a joke about someone making this very same comment. “She isn’t what we consider to be the standard for beauty so obviously nobody would ever want to fuck her! LOLZ”

Agreed. Practically any subject can be a subject of comedy, it’s context that matters.

You should have had a friend dressed as a yuppie with an axe to walk around praising you.

I bought a bread box when I got my first apartment. First loaf got moldy in a week. Tried the fridge, bread lasted more than a month. Threw out the bread box.

Twist and tuck under.

Oh look, how creative, a Nazi hiding in Argentina. I did nazi this joke coming.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

Sign spotted at London march:

*HARDON I mean come on!

Aside from older films where women would get slapped in the face to shut them up, I cannot think of even one instance of a woman getting punched in the face (and shown on screen) in a film. There is no public appetite for that sort of thing. Both male chauvinists and feminists are united in the belief that women are…

*breathe

They review the film on its own merits. You don’t give anything a pass because of source material. They simply let you know if it’s a good movie or not. That’s a qualification of critic. There’s also being able to remember the difference between “breathe” and “breath.”

You’re not clever.

Nice try Kraggle!

Yo, Netflix, pick this up and make it into a 12ep, 1h episode series.
I’ll pay extra
Ok?
Thanks.