Do I have to pay this back next year? Is this just a “forward” on next year’s return- or an amount that next year’s return will be reduced by?

It’s a banh mi sandwich with a Hot Wheels car speared with a toothpick on top as a garnish. It’s called an “auto-banh”.

Someone needs to do a fanedit of FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR where Paul Reubens is replaced by Werner Herzog.

She IS featured prominently in the video, playing guitar

Shannon Miller- In Prince’s “Kiss”, the line “Little girl Wendy’s parade” refers to the guitarist he was working with at the time, Wendy Ann Melvoin, who not only played the guitar parts in the song, but is also the only other person to appear in the video (aside from Prince and the dancer, Monique Mannen.)

Yeah, but he’s going to be like five or six dog-years older before filming starts again.

This man needs- NEEDS- a “POOR IMPULSE CONTROL” tattoo across his forehead. More and more, I feel like we are living in a SNOW CRASH world.

Blue Moon, because I can pick up oranges at the same time.

What about “Big O”- especially Season 2?

Scary part is, I worked on both TAMMY AND THE T-REX (as gaffer) and CARNOSAUR (as part of the FX unit.)

The “R” rating came from inclusion of some cheaply-done “gore” cutaways, not from any gratuitous shots of Denise Richards (who, because she was only 17 at the time, does a striptease down to lingerie for Paul…

Something tells me that neither one would get the “No animals were harmed in the making of...” seal of approval.

That’s a very strange but ultimately ingenious swear word. I might have to start using it.

Instead of this, I want a live-action “Ren & Stimpy”.

I miss the days when I used to tell my kids “Anyone can grow up to be President!” as an aspirational ideal, not as a warning...

Hey, you know that time in your life when someone was exposing things you REALLY didn’t want to have exposed, and you became loud and combative because you were low-level panicked and thought “maybe this will stop them from talking”?

Yeah, that’s every Republican from the President on down right now.

Broken clocks are right twice a day, unless they’re modern LEDs, in which case, they’re not so much “always wrong” as “completely useless”.

I could use a little further information...

How long is this deal good for?

How long is this deal good for?

As a fiftyish “Matt”, most of the stuff I heard growing up was old-school- “Matt Helm” the counter-agent played by Dean Martin, or James Arness’ “Marshall Matt Dillon” from “Gunsmoke”, that sort of thing. My favorite “Matt” growing up was the basis for my avatar/screen name- the 1960's toy “Major Matt Mason”, an…

“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no taste.”