I won’t believe any of these are real unless someone tweets “I’m a stower, not a grower” with an eggplant emoji.

I actually met a salesman named John Galt once. He had this haunted look in his eyes as I asked, “You mean, like in....”. I couldn’t finish.

I’m a Type II diabetic. A few years back, a friend of mine (younger than me) with Type II lost a toe because he stubbed it on a piece of furniture. The loss led to his eventual untimely death.

I wear Crocs, not because they’re stylish, but because they protect my feet, are easy to slip on and off, can be worn inside…

Maybe BB-8 counts as an accessory?

Maybe BB-8 counts as an accessory?

and the rest of you six a night in the Catskills, catching a show.

Or, “How text can we make the subtext?”

Oatmeal for breakfast.

Warren Beatty chose Vittorio Storaro (APOCALYPSE NOW, REDS, and THE LAST EMPEROR) as his cinematographer for DICK TRACY. Storaro is known for his color-coding of characters, lighting, and backgrounds, and DICK TRACY is one of his master works.

The paper cuts, though. Ouch.

The first time I saw BLACK DYNAMITE was at Sundance, on Inaguration Day 2009. When we went in the theater, George W. Bush was President; when we came out, it was Obama. Here’s hoping the sequel has the same effect.

WRONG KID DIED!

Get out of here, Cyrus Clops! You don’t want no part of this shit!

That’s the joke.

Now, BEVERLY HILLS COP II is rife with sexism that walks that fine line between misogyny and just plain woman-hating. But given the involvement of Don Simpson, Jerry Bruckheimer, and Tony Scott...

“Man, oh man, I hate those fancy lads!”

To be fair, the small drink probably isn’t fried. (Probably.)

Maybe they’re bearding for each other?

I can remember when telling my kids “Anyone can grow up to be President!” wasn’t a threat.

Your mouth to God’s ear. In two years, not six, please.

Definitely. Those lightning-bolt wings look like they were designed to take TWO eyes out SIMULTANEOUSLY.