I am Locuteness Of Porg! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Sometimes, the heart just wants what it wants.

This needs so many stars. More stars, more Porgs!

I .... I.... oh geeze, Okay Job Well Done.

I bought a bread box when I got my first apartment. First loaf got moldy in a week. Tried the fridge, bread lasted more than a month. Threw out the bread box.

Twist and tuck under.

Someone on YouTube called him Darth Ball, which has been my favorite so far.

God DAMMIT, who is chopping those onions?!?!?

Man, you can’t just spring that photo on people unprepared! Makes the room all dusty and stuff.

I was a Gen 1 Muppet fan. I watched the tv show in first run in the ‘70s. I even watched Sam and Friends, which featured Jim Henson’s proto-muppets, on local DC tv in the early ‘60s. And of course I’ve seen all the movies. I’m glad they’re still trying, but in truth it was never the same after Jim died.

Oh look, how creative, a Nazi hiding in Argentina. I did nazi this joke coming.

Okay, someone has mentioned it. That was a hell of a movie!

Yeah, I was surprised the article above didn’t mention this.

Came for this film. Leaving satisfied.

Same premise as the ambitious 2004 mockumentary CSA - the Confederate States of America, which opens with the quote, “If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you”. The truth is that the institution of slavery was evil, and the alternate history and social-historical…

*Sighs* Everybody’s looking for something..

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.

2015/2016: Hollywood/Oscars so white!

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

Will this do?