What’s a Florida Unicorn doing in Texas?

Scary part is, I worked on both TAMMY AND THE T-REX (as gaffer) and CARNOSAUR (as part of the FX unit.)

The “R” rating came from inclusion of some cheaply-done “gore” cutaways, not from any gratuitous shots of Denise Richards (who, because she was only 17 at the time, does a striptease down to lingerie for Paul…

Does Sam get an injection of super serum, too? Because I thought that Falcon’s superpower was that he had hollow bones so he could fly...

Something tells me that neither one would get the “No animals were harmed in the making of...” seal of approval.

That’s a very strange but ultimately ingenious swear word. I might have to start using it.

Instead of this, I want a live-action “Ren & Stimpy”.

He is Meltman- “with the power to... MELT!!”

I miss the days when I used to tell my kids “Anyone can grow up to be President!” as an aspirational ideal, not as a warning...

Your mouth to Kevin Feige and the Russo’s ear.

1999 was a tremendous time to be a movie fan. There were so many great movies in theaters- RUSHMORE, THE MATRIX, ELECTION, even eXistenZ.

As long as the two minutes is some seriously good after-credits scenes, it’s all good.

I came down here to make that exact same comment.

My favorite toy was- surprise!- Major Matt Mason, that 1960's astronaut toy line. I had the Space Station and the Crater Crawler, until the 1960's era “C”-cell batteries leaked and my mom threw them away.

Hey, you know that time in your life when someone was exposing things you REALLY didn’t want to have exposed, and you became loud and combative because you were low-level panicked and thought “maybe this will stop them from talking”?

Yeah, that’s every Republican from the President on down right now.

I would think that the person inside a mascot costume like this would probably wear some kind of Depends-style adult diaper, like an astronaut. Either that, or they would count on the general dehydration of being inside a giant fur suit to eliminate the need to pee.

Broken clocks are right twice a day, unless they’re modern LEDs, in which case, they’re not so much “always wrong” as “completely useless”.

You mean “Dadbodzilla”.

I could use a little further information...

As a multiple-Corgi owner, I’m hoping that King Atticus abdicates his throne and becomes a continuing character. Dennis nailed the character and mannerisms of a Corgi (“Uniter of the Pembrokes and Cardigans”, indeed!)

How long is this deal good for?

How long is this deal good for?