As a fiftyish “Matt”, most of the stuff I heard growing up was old-school- “Matt Helm” the counter-agent played by Dean Martin, or James Arness’ “Marshall Matt Dillon” from “Gunsmoke”, that sort of thing. My favorite “Matt” growing up was the basis for my avatar/screen name- the 1960's toy “Major Matt Mason”, an…

So, they literally shit a brick?

Actually, I would watch the hell out of CSI: Our Town. An early 20th century crime procedural? In the first episode, Professor Willard tries to figure out who killed Emily Gibbs!

How about this one?

“I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no taste.”

I won’t believe any of these are real unless someone tweets “I’m a stower, not a grower” with an eggplant emoji.

I actually met a salesman named John Galt once. He had this haunted look in his eyes as I asked, “You mean, like in....”. I couldn’t finish.

I’m a Type II diabetic. A few years back, a friend of mine (younger than me) with Type II lost a toe because he stubbed it on a piece of furniture. The loss led to his eventual untimely death.

I wear Crocs, not because they’re stylish, but because they protect my feet, are easy to slip on and off, can be worn inside…

Maybe BB-8 counts as an accessory?

Maybe BB-8 counts as an accessory?

and the rest of you six a night in the Catskills, catching a show.

So nobody is calling out the stupidity of a big bright yellow “X” over the center of the torso? Or is it there to keep things a little more fair, and help henchpeople trying to hit their targets in an area with poor lighting?

Or, “How text can we make the subtext?”

Oatmeal for breakfast.

Warren Beatty chose Vittorio Storaro (APOCALYPSE NOW, REDS, and THE LAST EMPEROR) as his cinematographer for DICK TRACY. Storaro is known for his color-coding of characters, lighting, and backgrounds, and DICK TRACY is one of his master works.

Or Teddy Roosevelt:

Does it come with a GI Joe-sized hunter?

2024- Senator Johnson.
2028- President Johnson.

Or the camera just stays at the same height, and you just see a small “puff” of dust when he hits, like in the old Wile E. Coyote cartoons.

Meeting Darth Vader face-to-helmet has that effect on people.

The paper cuts, though. Ouch.