“NOW, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!”

Wow- 56 comments so far, and not once did anyone post anything about this guy...

Re: “Not Technically Used”:

Plus, many places make their barbecue sandwiches with coleslaw on them. Perhaps this person was just trying to figure out if this was the next “new thing”...

My favorite?

I was asked earlier this year to write an article about my model making for my university newspaper. It’s good to

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Two classics by X were the go-to songs for my divorce: “Burning House of Love” and “Fourth of July”. Throw in “Pictures of You” by the Cure, and it’s a tequila trifecta night.

Okay, the little half-smile in that clip really makes this comment work. "Ha. Funny. Here, let me turn YOU into some drapes!

At first when I read that sentence, I thought "feminist critic Anita Sarkeesian" was one of the new playable female characters.

It's Mister Misty! I saw him in concert once!

I sat down with my oldest son at his mom's request, to have "the talk". After getting about halfway through the first sentence, he tried to shut me down by saying "Dad, you realize I've had access to the Internet since I was five, right?"

I responded "Yes, and that's why we are still going to go over a few points,…

I am reminded of the story that Harlan Ellison tells about receiving a phone call at 6 AM, from a nameless movie executive with what the exec thought was an absolutely brilliant idea: "Let's do 'The Wiz'...White!" Harlan immediately responded, completely deadpan, "It's been done", and hung up.

Meanwhile, in Canada...

So, the music sounded like a non-stop invocation to "Twitter". Just a voice, saying "Twitter"... "Twitter"... "Twitter"...
So, are we supposed to Twitter this? What are we supposed to use 140 characters to describe?

I referred to my wife's as her "blood pudding cup", or just her "pudding cup", and she liked that so much that's what she has calling it.

Yes, it does end exactly the way it should. But some people have misinterpreted the ending.

And I was hoping they'd turn out to be buddies- but I guess that's only in LEGO.

One time, back in the '50's, my grandma decided to make a big "treat" for Easter dinner- she had found a recipe for something called "spiced ham loaf" in one of her magazines. She slaved for two days, buying a perfectly good ham, dicing and grinding it, and shaping it into a loaf. Come Easter dinner, my grandpa, a…

Personally, I'd be afraid that some one with bad intent would see that and say, "Hey! That looks just like my lucky punchin' n' stabbin' bag!" (Or they'd just cut one of the cables, after laying some angle iron/broken glass/punji sticks under the impact point...)