Why hasn't someone done a wallpaper=sized version of this, yet?

Chicken. No, really.

So, in the description "thinly sliced black Iberico ham, sourced from pigs living primarily in the south of Spain, allowed to roam free in the pasture eating acorns until they are of proper size...then salted and air-dried for six weeks followed by a minimum curing process of 12 months", is the ellipsis standing in…

I think she meant "the way the WATER sheds off their body..." A skinless dolphin is only a delight to great white sharks and certain Japanese fishermen...

I'm kinda amazed no one has said this yet.

"Do you want ants? Because that is how you get ANTS!!"

That title made me flash on Marlin Perkins, for a second...

It's a loo-ge.

Still, they could have parked Mir and Skylab (and Salyut, for good measure) between the Enterprise's nacelles. (Although, as space stations go, perhaps they were limiting it to space stations currently orbiting the Earth.)

FIGHT! FIGHT!

I teach at a big Midwestern college- think "basketball".

In the last few years, I have noticed a huge drop in the students' ability to THINK, independently. They don't know how to "do" research. I've had more than my share of cut-and-paste plagiarism. I am becoming more and more convinced that this is also because I am…

"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no taste."

I'll just leave this here...

Walter White approves.

To be completely accurate, if these breasts are REALLY happy to be reunited, shouldn't their nipples and areolas have changed in appearance and shape? Not to mention what should have happened when the one was stuck against the cold glass...

I lived down the street from the South Pasadena Trader Joe's for ten years. I did most of my weekly shopping there. The only drawback was, I used to wear loud Hawaiian shirts, so people were always asking me where something was, or when it was coming back in stock- kind of like wearing a blue polo shirt and khakis at…

He's named after a video game character.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways...

You mean, "feed their coffee poops to Madagascaranian lemurs, STRAIN the lemurs, and THEN eat the STRAINED lemurs for breakfast the next day." Everybody keeps missing that step.

+1.