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Solaris!

Um, why? Is it like one of those disks on the Voyager probes?

Ken better watch his ass.

Someone needs to create an algorithm that creates truly randomized William Gibson quotes- although I'm sure that we'll end up with lots of things like "Texas tornado kills six, self".

"My God.... it' s full of nuts!"

Well done!

That isn't "trust"- that's "lack of short-term memory."

I had a nightmare the night after I saw Jurassic Park, about the T-Rex coming through the roof of the car. I was thirty years old.

Oh, yeah. And here it is in higher resolution:

OOO-ooo-ooooooh-oh!

Aren't Captain Crunch's eyebrows actually on his hat?

Thanks!

And here's the two of us together:

And here's mine:

My girlfriend Ash and I made these "Beetlejuice" costumes last year.

It's been done.

Maybe they're made from Corinthian leather...

One time, I had just settled into my seat when a schmuck in a cheap three-piece suit came up to me and said, "Get out of my seat." Sure enough, we had a double-booked seat- and, while I was saying things like, "Okay, let's talk to the stewardess", he was yelling at me to get out of HIS seat. When I got up to get the…

Nice reference. (Yeah, I looked it up.)