The food there is only good if the panda is fresh.
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Only if they were evil.
Q: How does he go to the bathroom?
Just don't use Crisco. It's... shortening.
You may totally get your wish. However, if the last series is any indicator, it may not help...
As far as space-based explosions go, the video here seems to suggest a spherical shape:
Step 8- PROFIT.
Unless it's a Möbius umlaut... ;-)
No umlauts? Seriously, the two umlauts above the "ö" in "Möbius" could transform in the trailer into the eyes of the great white spacewhale...
HOW did Nicolas Cage end up NOT starring in this!?
We'd have to bring our own oxygen to make the methane combust, though. According to Wikipedia: "The atmospheric composition in the stratosphere is 98.4% nitrogen with the remaining 1.6% composed mostly of methane (1.4%) and hydrogen (0.1–0.2%). There are trace amounts of other hydrocarbons, such as ethane,…
Maybe, in the interests of not experimenting on animals, they could come up with some kind of fake armadillo penis to experiment with- an "armadildo", if you will.
The Three Stooges are all over that...
The Guardian Of Forever was still hella cool, and completely about time travel.
How about a 2-for-1? No WABAC Machine? No Homer Simpson-ized toaster? No DONUTS!?
Once, on David Letterman a while back, Dave noticed Peter O'Toole was wearing two watches-one on each wrist. When asked why, he replied, "So I don't waste time looking at the wrong wrist." Coolest answer ever.
IIRC, the Schumann computer was named "Baby."
See Larry Niven's "The Schumann Computer", one of his Draco Tavern stories, where a very advanced alien race provides the owner of Earth's first interspecies bar with blueprints for the most intelligent computer ever made. They decide to build the computer on the Moon, as a precaution- after all, if you are building…
Concept designs from James Cameron's gritty remake of "WALL-E".
"I'm funny, how I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny??"