In case anyone's wondering, the overly-specific German word for this phenomenon is mooboomscheisse

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

It's an open secret that German wines are pretty awesome but Gewürztraminer is pretty much fantastic.

Funny enough, Gewürztraminer translated is "hand me that stick here."

I love me some Gewürztraminer.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

Oh man, he is going to be so confused later when people ask him what his handicap is.

It's an orgy of clip art.

He shouldn't have turned it over to Deadspin.

One of my favorites:

Well English isn't Jameis' strong suit, he even struggles with the meaning of basic sight words like "no" and "stop"

Trebek: "Dont push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge/ I'm trying not to lose my head", rapped this pioneering "grandmaster".

"This rapper boasted he was 'Ready to Die'...

Ohhh, there's the midget!

That's odd - Hide the Midget was an annual tradition in my hometown, back in the day. Exactly one dwarf lived in the city. His name was Leeroy, and he ran a bakery. He could make some of the best bread you'd ever tasted, and he'd even give you some sweetrolls for free to take back to the kids. Swell guy. Anyway, on…

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Million Dollar Baby's Arm

Those expressions were Hilario's!