You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

See? Despite being all critical and “The Blue Jays should be trying to win and give their fans something to be excited by” Deadspin never mentions the positive aspects of keeping Guerrero in the minors. For instance, with what they pay Minor Leaguers, he won’t be able to afford three meals a day. 

I actually came here for the Finding Nimmo joke. Well played, sir.

+2 knuckles deep

Do you know what James Brown says every night before he says “1-2-3-4"?

You can do crusader kings and be the visigoths

I always thought that, if one were to break down this word, it would be pain staking. I had never considered the alternative. My mind is blown.

Came here to pedanticize. Grateful to find I’m not alone. In this way.

Pain-steaking is ordering the thing well-done and dousing it with ketchup. Also known as the Trump.

Rosenthal will do anything to elongate.

Ha, yeah, Tom Ley and I were chuckling at that, too. “Pain-staking”?! C’mon, Ken.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Poetry. +1

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

I took that as a great opening sentence, as it immediately let 100% of his actual readership know not to bother with the rest of the piece.

“I know how eagerly you kids wait, counting down the days between my columns, rushing home after—I dunno, practice?—to tear through the opinion section twice a week.”

I was just sitting here laughing about the fact that he might imagine that there is one high school student, a football player no less, reading his column. I mean, that’s a hilarious image.

This column is directed to all of the high school football players who read my column, by which I mean equipment managers