Wait, didn’t the battle between Cliff and Bruce Lee turn out to be the final act of an extended daydream?

Finding Nimmo Hunched Over The Toilet

If you’re wondering why Kraft got his rocks off at a low-rent establishment, never, ever, ever forget that the richest assholes are usually the cheapest assholes.

This tragedy would have been avoided if there were more PSAs about picking your nose while driving.

There’s a really large range somewhere between the $5k that was proffered and the $130k that is equivalent to 10% of the winnings that would have been acceptable. If Kuchar had done the right thing and shared more than a dickishly small amount of his winnings (I’d guess anything $25k and up would have been fine) with…

Great story. I think you meant “Valentino” rather than “Kenneth” in your antepenultimate sentence.

Daly wishes he was half as cool as Big Mama.

Too bad, “Hamilton Nolan” is a pretty good golf name.

See, I think this suggests that we need a steady diet of Cletus safaris. It would be good to get that continual reminder of the volume of ignorant, worthless cockroach-people out there.

Best baseball tweet of all time, and on any short list of the best tweets of all time.

The pickled radishes at Bon Chon in NY are straight up last-meal-side-dish material.

Going back to the NLDS, Carl Edwards Jr. is a case study of just how ruthlessly and comprehensively a manager can destroy a reliever’s confidence. Complete dipshittery by Maddon.

Murray deleted the tweet not because the girl was still in high school, but because the girl wasn’t kin to him.

BREAKING: Devils Place Franchise Tag On Hernandez

God damn, I really want to play Age Of Empires II right about now.

NFL administrators redoubling their efforts to put even the St. Louis Cardinals asshole-guild to shame for their decadence.

Wrong-but-gosh-darn-it-he’s-just-so-plucky-for-trying is still wrong, IMHO.

I think they should feel like going and fucking themselves.

Ken Rosenthal is a good baseball media person, but for goodness’ sakes, writing “pain-staking” rather than “painstaking” (which, if you were going to hyphenate, you would render as “pains-taking,” because what the hell does it mean to stake pain?) is a depressing-as-shit mistake.

If the show truly reflects A-Rod’s late career, it’ll be mostly disappointing, only to hit it stride after not being renewed for a second season.