Yikes, sounds like a real headache.

Can we make sure to bump all known Trump supporters to the top of the purchase list when these become widely available?

LORD OLOON DOES BUTT STUFF

“God damn, that is a fucked up way to die.”

It’s almost as if people are upset that a public figure blatantly reveling in and cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame is being vetted like a public figure, which he clearly is enjoying being.

In other news, Augusta National has reportedly offered Jim Nantz a one billion year contract to continue being the voice of the Masters.

Link forwarded to him by his racist aunt, no doubt.

I can’t begin to say how deeply I regret how much that reads like an endorsement of football, which is an abominable sport.

Yeah, it’s just one. The column could not possibly be more obviously not directed at high school football players, so invoking them as the true audience of the piece is patronizing in the extreme.

They seemed to be using all the coded language that a lot of sports announcers fall into - consciously or subconsiously. “Professionalism,” “Effort,” etc. Monfils was clearly trying to change his opponent’s thought process about him - within the rules, of course - and Fowler and McEnroe were making it sound like it…

Looking forward to Deadspin’s post-match takedown of McEnroe and Fowler’s embarrassing, borderline-racist treatment of Monfils early on in the match, Fuck those smug assholes.

Con: having to watch the Cardinals feed of the game on MLB Network.

The only things missing are the Warner Bros.-cartoonish exaggerated drunken hiccups every few words. Too bad he managed to suppress those.

Appreciate the responses, earnest and light-hearted alike. Can definitely understand and respect JS/his family wanting to keep private at such a sad time; just was more reflecting on how it feels uncommon for there to be no mention of an illness or even if it was a heart attack (maybe when it is something like a heart…

Should it feel a bit odd/eerie that no mention of an illness was made? Kind of seems to be coming out of left field given there hadn’t been any real coverage of him being sick. Plus, ESPN had announced just last week that Saunders would be helping with coverage of the World Cup of Hockey in September.

There’s a great Instagram account called Trump4Prezident. I thought of the following entry:

Tosh.0? Hell no - more like “On The Record With Greta Van Susteren”

Fuckin’ Dook cops...

“People will, inevitably, die playing Pokémon Go—tumbling over bridges and off cliffs with nose buried in phone—despite its constant in-game reminders to pay attention to your surroundings.”

Can’t wait for the nude-people-running-through-a-forest video from Sigur Ros.