Can’t shake the feeling that “Aaron” is just “James” from the future.

After his voiced cracked, it sounded like a transition from “Bonino!” to “banana!” In that case, a really touching and subtle Harambe tribute.

Wall-to-wall coverage of why UConn women’s basketball is the single most dominant dynasty in sports history would not be unwelcome.

Sources in Port St. Lucie are saying it’s an affliction caused by a common problem in South Florida: an overdose of mahjongg tiles.

The craziest thing they don’t eat has to be eggplant, which is the most delicious vegetable.

Gollum: not the only hideous troll with a double-L in his name!

Dorsey’s insistence that he was merely completing a class assignment to learn about the Eiffel Tower was not met with any sympathy.

“Pretty Bad: S1E1"

The “age of consent” is, at best, an approximation masquerading as a rule. Obviously some rule must exist, but it seems possible that Lori Maddox acquired the ability to give informed consent sometime between her first and second meetings with David Bowie. The laws of the state of California would disagree, but it’s…

Heaven forbid someone make a living while simultaneously promoting society’s progress away from one where racism is pretty widespread to one where it is less widespread. Income and social change aren’t mutually exclusive - for black people, white people or anyone.

Gotta commend the cameraman for disguising his undoubtedly expensive, high-quality camera such that Griffey had absolutely no idea what was coming with that phone call!

This won’t help Williams’ rep as a guy who’s prone to costly turnovers far from the basket.

The guy who “restored” that Jesus painting - he’s at it again!

“BREAKING: Goodell Suspends Syed Farook Nine Games”

I think my first line alone would fit a “bad comment” definition for sure. I think Woodchuck and Angry Orchard’s offerings are overly sweet and bad and suggested an alternative for those who also don’t like them but are still not turned off by the notion of cider.

Magner’s is findable and good.

Woodchuck and Angry Orchard are fucking awful.

The real winner in this comparison is dead people.

You’re free to disagree, but you’re wrong. I know this because I assumed Deadspin made the video.

Standard procedure in this case would be to put something like (h/t SI Cauldron) at the end of the text. That’s all that’s necessary. Lazy at best, deceitful at worst, not to.