"That motherfucker...he stole our URL!"

Not the first "Pap-smear" you've seen. Probably not the last, either.

Just when you thought Phil Hughes couldn't get anymore disappointing.

This news is way out of date. Americans knew about the eviction of the world's most famous Arena way back in 2006.

"They're mini organized crime syndicates."

"No no NO, E.Y.! You're doing it all wrong! Save that shit for the basketball court!"

Bialystock and Bloom would be proud. That new-found $3.4 million enables them to sign someone they probably wouldn't have signed otherwise.

Unbelievable. Another twist in the saga of the racist mass media. How could they have left out the fact that Morrison and the dog were just watching a rerun of the Arsenio Hall Show? Outrageous.

She's just using the Anna Benson grant from the Latrell Sprewell Institute.

"What...

Gawker Media, October 2012: "Retired Wrestler Throws Hot Dog Down Hallway, Outrage, Hilarity Ensue"

Ugh, yet ANOTHER biting commentary on how the MLB has ruined the All-Star Game?

Turns out the actual name of the captain is John Hu, but after trying in vain to communicate that to her, the producer gave up.

Asiana Airlines is now announcing a change in leadership, naming Russian flight expert Pikop Antropov as its new CEO.

"Oh, no, now we are receiving reports that the survivors are set to be buried close to Grant's Tomb, whose current residents our team of researchers are determining as we speak. I'm Wolf Blitzer, we'll be right there."

No one should be surprised if the experience further erodes Davis' ability to penetrate.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. It is abundantly clear from your posts that your seeing external identity derivation as "reductionist" means it's less than ideal, ergo inferior to your stated notion of internally derived identity.

Ari, your premise seems to be that deriving one's identity from a pursuit that pays (e.g. your day job) is inferior to deriving one's identity from one that doesn't (e.g. martial arts). I think that's a relatively shallow outlook. Otherwise, your peers who practice martial arts and teach it for pay, their…

That Jason Isbell tune reminds me of this:

The irony in the comments section is crazy. I've read pretty deep—perhaps not deep enough—but not much in the way of the observation that had the parents of everyone shouting "Hell yeah kids are SO expensive don't have kids and eww they poop and pee and you have to, like, care for them and stuff!" had that attitude,…