I got mine last month- and of the $700+ bill, all but $7 was covered. Thanks Obamacare! No, seriously, THANKS.

Binary arbitrary things are hard to remember and someone had a brain fart.

Not to mention it’s the hottest nightclub in town for furries over 70!

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

“joining the journalists”

Unaffordable childcare is definitely not just a white person problem.

Best not sleep on Susan From Accounting. She got that Henny Blanco from her Secret Santa and she’s ready to show up and show out.

The wife in this case, according to the article, wanted to have custody of the dogs but for her ex to have visitation rights. The judge basically said that because dogs are property, it makes no sense to have a visitation schedule enforced by the courts, because that’s a waste of court resources. He’s not wrong.

Attention men:

Dear People of New York City,

hell yes! thank you for sharing this with me! I just signed up to drive and host! Thank you!

I think that I’m a millennial (I was born in ‘82), and I can absolutely understand why we’re not setting aside money for these kinds of things. We watched the economy collapse, many of us experienced increased costs of living while our salaries didn’t keep up, we have more necessary items than our elders had…

Um, shut up. Why shouldn’t she? Pagents generally provide large scholarships for their winners. You think it’s a good thing to discriminate against contests based on their religious beliefs?

And to think Rod Blagojevich is currently doing 14 years in the federal Pen just for calling a senate seat “Fucking Golden.”

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

He tells The Advocate that he would have preferred being “politely” informed that the cakes were “disrespectful” rather than being cursed at by Peterson.

I literally don’t give a shit if it was a troll or an actual nazi.

I set up a recurring donation to Planned Parenthood today.