This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

OH MY GOD THAT’S BRILLIANT. That’s what I’m getting my in-laws. DONE!!

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

I live in Chicago. I know how cities work, thank you.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

And for the love of God, don’t ask the White House about these fake clowns.

As a mom in a household that goes through 4-6 boxes of Cheerios per month, I would like to see more ads featuring young white men high-fiving while doing extreme sports.

Chicago is great.

I have a phone interview for a job in Chicago this afternoon and I am now debating whether this article is a good or bad omen.

Ha! That’s funny. Old Jeb! defending his 92-year-old father who he probably had to sit down and to try to explain that someone — a Kennedy no less! — gleefully put the world on notice using a platform he probably doesn’t understand that he was going to vote for the bad guys!! Ha!!! He probably had to explain that…

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

As a resident of the west side of Chicago, I was particularly infuriated by his using our city as an “example.” We hate his gross building. We in the “inner city”-- which, fuck you very much-- don’t think the solution to crime, let alone long-held racism and cronyism, is any of the shit he thinks will “fix” our …