This is not good news for anybody other than the corporate interests it is intended to mollify, but it is ridiculously predictable news. Did anybody genuinely think a Republican president, let alone this Republican president, was really going to implement the ban of an extraordinarily profitable consumer product…

“It’s Sar-DO! No ‘Mister.’ Accent on the ‘Do.’”

I will happily take you up on that bet. With interest. Hate on Lady Gaga are you want, but it doesn’t erase the fact that she has made a massive, lasting, and un-erasable mark on pop music.

Like many white people from the rural south raised by Republicans, I primarily align with Democratic Socialist policies and positions. I’m 33 years old. I remember 1998 – the lynching year, Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd, Jr. Columbine happened during my Freshman year of high school. How safe are today’s children…

O prep and night and put prepped stuff in the fridge and then dump it in. Most roasts and stews do well on low for 8 hours and then it switches to warm.

How long before Spurlock tries to monetize his confession in the form of a documentary series on a-newly-woke-man’s-guide-to-avoiding-sexual-harassment-and-assault he will shop around town?

I just wrote that I don’t believe their relationship is real and I don’t care how crazy I sound.

I’m fully convinced that:

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?

I don’t think Tillerson is as sane as you think he is.

You can think what you want about Jamie Phillips, good sir, but there is no reason to bring the fine reporters of the Daily Buttwipe into this mess.

Your opinion is wrong and I’m embarrassed for you.

You can see shades of the same dickishness in PCU which came a full decade before Entourage. Even before the name recognition, hair plugs, and personal trainer, he was still a still a very obvious dick.

Ok so since you clearly know what the fuck you’re talking about, can you walk me through mousy brown/blond to navy? I’m almost 32 and I feel like it’s now or never.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

I think they need to bring back the movie intermission, why are the movies so long now a days? You kids get off my lawn!!!!

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

Just here as a Midwesterner to remind people that it’s pronounced La-Croy, as in La Croix, WI. Idk about you coastal people trying to fancy it all up like it’s special.

So many stories like this in Chicago.

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