MaeWestNotReally
MaeWestNotReally
MaeWestNotReally

I wouldn’t pick the long jacket Mao collar either, but if I was a 68 year old professional lady I could see the appeal.

If you think voting for Trump is the right course of action because under that presidency you can say any racist, sexist thing you want without repercussion, like, how? How do you expect that to work?

1. Elect Trump
2. ????
3. No one can yell at me for anything I say now.

CBS cut to commercial when Cecile Richards spoke so... :/

When I was a kid my parents had a magnet on the fridge, it was like a picture frame, and they kept my kindergarten photo in there. Above it, it read “CAN SHE BE PRESIDENT? YOU BETCHA!”

But that was only theoretical before yesterday.
Before yesterday it was never true.

I’ve been having a lot of feelings, guys.

My brain registered your comment as “I’m going to have a picnic every time i hear about a democrat who wants to vote for Trump just to spite Hillary.”

Seems like it might be a better plan, tbh.

I tried one on at Urban Outfitters years ago but ended up not getting them, a regretful choice that’s haunted me ever since.

Serena Joy’s Prayer Charms

I hope the victim never learns about this stupid kerfuffle and I hope LA Fitness presses charges to the fullest extent they can.

I’m not sure she thinks that women who aren’t models have rights?

This woman is paying attention to that woman and she cares so much what that woman looks like because she is a shallow, thoughtless person who will never be valued by anyone for anything other than physical beauty.

That’s a terrible feeling to have and I’m sorry its affecting you so much. I don’t know how to make it better so I hope this dog learning he can stand up in a pool helps.

As a representative of the state of Illinois I want to congratulate Indiana because at least that goiter of a man won’t be running the show.

A few months back (before the primary) I was out at a bar with a bunch of friends and one friend’s brother from out of town. He was just itching to explain how politics is terrible and everything is rigged and absolutely nothing changed between 2008 and 2016 so he is going to very loudly and very vocally stay home

It’s a HUUUUGE canyon, and the recorded deaths over the years are in the 600 region, but they have been doing their best to keep records on people who die in the Grand Canyon since the 1800s.
One night while I was visiting the canyon a few years ago I realized they were having a discussion titled “Death in the Grand

A few years ago I sat down for an interview with the manager of a small niche publication within a fascinating, but small, scientific field.
She did 95% of the talking through the interview, with quips thrown in to accuse the current employees of being lazy and selfish. Then she said to me “well, I suppose you

Oh no, the company was being an asshole. You sound perfectly reasonable here.

I think it’s important for the state to send a strong “DO NOT DO THIS” message even if they cannot obtain a conviction.
Because right now there are no practical consequences for this behavior. At least raking this girl through the mud a little may discourage this shitty behavior out of someone else later.

Many many moons ago, I had a dude friend my sister and I were visiting for a few days in the summer. He took us on a tour of the resort where he worked and introduced us to his coworkers. One was a very cute lady lifeguard with a short haircut and a strong handshake. He told my sister and I that he’d like to ask her

And it discounts the value of grandparents for those who were.
Grandparents are extremely important! Not everyone’s family is nuclear! Don’t be an asshole about this.

Well, shit. That is good.