Easily the most inappropriate sexual activity I’ve seen going on at a subway since Jared.

Actually, the criminal proceeding had nothing to do with why the Cowboys cut Whitehead. It’s the whole not showing up to something on time that raised some real character concerns.

He’s not wrong. No one’s really looking to tackle the kid covered in vomit.

Well it’s a good thing they got him for special teams.

To be fair, with Francesa leaving, WFAN has some pretty big pants to fill.

So this guy makes a big financial commitment to a long-term contract and then tries to walk away from it after the first year. Who does this asshole think he is, the Marlins?

To be fair, even Lonzo thought that was poor form.

Johnson: [gets knocked out cold]

Wow, after he begged and begged for a new putter for Christmas.

I thought everyone already has the Timberwolves number.

Trump: Dan, come over here and meet these young men from Chicago. You could always use more shooting, am I right?

Since the Rockets already had a ball dominant guard in Harden, they probably got Paul for insurance.

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Where else was he supposed to practice his three-point turns?

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

I guess SI is finally listening to its customers. Instead of having to pay for a full subscription, we just wanted the swimsuit issue with no strings attached.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

If he’s such a bad singer then explain how he gets to perform at MSG.

This is exactly why stadiums need to extend the protective netting for foul balls. The baby wouldn’t have been in any danger if a net was there to catch it.