Best proposal I’ve heard yet, besides eliminating the draft.

How did that stay up for so long? They even acknowledged that he’d been shot and kept it up?

Take your star, you jerk.

Trust me on this: Come Sunday that stadium will be completely white again.

"Sweetheart..."

Cop: So, not even a couple yards without falling over?

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

Bynum: RAINDROPS!

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

My last girlfriend gave me the same nickname. Unfortunately, she did so because my cock always finished first.

I bet she totally shit herself when she won.

Be sure to hold onto those shirts, Mets fans.

Louis Armstrong the jazz trumpeter not Louie Anderson the hamburgler. Armstrong used to live down the road from the site.

Louis Armstrong, greatest jazz trumpeter of all time.

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.