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Kobe: I’ve been taking a look at some of your concepts, and I’m thinking I might actually perform better with less support on the court.

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

“You’re telling me!”

Durant wasn’t disputing that the call happened, just when it happened. That call actually took place after Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

Marijuana wasn’t the only thing in the Cavs locker room that got smoked.

What’s the point of having your own theme park if you’re not even tall enough to go on the rides?

On the bright side, he’s a headhunter’s dream.

Officer: Where you coming from?

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When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

On the bright side, a courtroom area that serves booze should pave the way for a Jim Leyritz day.

“I don’t always molest little kids. But when I do, I find kids prefer Walkers Crisps.”

Lewis thinks that the only appropriate way to celebrate a big touchdown is by shaking your opponents hand and wishing them good luck in the second round of the playoffs.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

It’s easy to see how the owner lost control. Everyone’s natural reaction to stumbling upon a Padres game is to immediately change the channel on their remote control.

Easily the most memorable playoff touchdown pass in Cleveland history.

What more proof do you guys need that the Process works? Will another top 3 pick next year do it? How about the year after that? What if the Sixers are a lotto team for the next decade? I bet you’ll feel pretty stupid then.

Looks like he should have stolen a train instead.

He was using a cheat code.