I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

To be fair, the coach said he wanted to see Romero finish a game with only a few hits.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Suzy Welch: Guaranteed contracts.

I thought if there’s anyone who’s going to understand why something is no longer fashionable, it would be the guy in a Cowboys Starter jacket and cargo shorts.

$405 for a Mark Sanchez game-used jersey is actually a pretty good investment considering how rare they have become.

I bet Marchman is really regretting giving you time to work on your pet project.

Reminded me of my girlfriend. She always be tripping during her cycle.

He’s probably just stuck in a sand trap.

Fake news!

“Well, I see what has the locals so upset around here. Not a decent Asian fusion restaurant for miles.”

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

If you think that Magic trade proposal is embarrassing, just wait until you see the Lakers whiteboard.

That’s about the only way you’ll find a board with Jeff Green’s name on it.

Unfortunately, Frank’s trip was further delayed once he got to the Subway.

I wouldn’t be so sure. It looks like he still has a little fight in him.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“I used to be a tall baseball player. Then I became Christian.”