For LeBron loved sports so much that he gave his one and only tweet, so that everyone who believes in basketball will not perish but have eternal NBA playoffs.

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

If he wanted to feel a little more exposed, he could have just called Urban Meyer.

When asked if they would ever hire another Thompson in the future, Georgetown pled the Fifth.

Washington: It looks like one of them dang Mexicans is heading this way.

Don’t worry. The coach ended up getting what he deserved when he later found pee-pee in his Coke.

Catcher: Hey buddy, you know what time it is?

Harbaugh: Twitter is a great resource for recruiting, especially when it comes to offensive linemen. You wouldn’t believe how many people are looking for a RT on there.

If you think that was a bizarre way to lose something at the Super Bowl, boy do the Falcons have a story for you.

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

Makes a lot of sense. Judging from the picture, he and Al Davis obviously had a close relationship.

General: Who did you pick as your favorite after the Sweet 16?

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.

Well, at least the Seahawks don’t have to worry about being second-guessed when they throw it from the 1-yard line anymore.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

Makes sense that he quit right before March Madness. Didn’t want to have to suffer from the Cameron crazies.

That’s certainly going to hurt his draft stock. No breakaway speed and trouble breaking tackles.

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?