Gotta hand it to the guy, takes a special talent to make the Redskins even more offensive.

More like KuKlux’s Korner, amirite?

If the Chargers don’t want fans throwing eggs at their stadium then they should stop laying them their.

Cable Tech Support: Sir, have you tried unplugging the box and plugging it back in?

What were the odds that Mike would pick one of the only playoff series where Karl wasn’t the losing coach.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Michigan AD: Good news coach, we can now go ahead and give Dakich that scholarship.

Levine: I gotta hand it to you Mr. Trump. People said no one could possibly sell a more outrageous ticket than me.

The Packers are going to have to wait until Beckham returns from Miami if they need something plastered.

Perhaps Joey Porter just misunderstood what it means to grease a bouncer.

Jabari Parker’s shorts actually weren’t that high until Michael Beasely joined the team.

I don’t know why he was so surprised. It’s actually 76ers tradition to immediately throw cold water on any win.

If I’m looking to Sports Illustrated for help with getting to sleep at night, I’ll wait for the swimsuit issue.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

If Lane Kiffin is that focused on his next coaching gig then he should be out there trying to land a coordinator position for when he gets fired by FAU.

You don’t have to take responsibility for your own actions when the real problem is that the world isn’t fair.

More like Kevin “no” Hart, amirite??

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

Hasn’t Melo taken enough jabs today?

If anyone is going to try and defend these quotes, it certainly won’t be George Karl.