Given his experience, Trump later named him Ambassador to Switzerland.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Easily the most significant offense he’s had this season.

Thunder GM: Hey Russ, I’m just calling to make sure you know the new Durant rules.

He probably just follows Swoop’s tweets.

Makes sense. The Phillies were actually in need of someone to make fans nuts.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

I wouldn’t be too concerned. How hard is it to answer phones and make photocopies for the Army?

I feel like the Vikings already did their part helping the homeless when they took in Sam Bradford.

Tech support: Okay, first step is I want you to go ahead and delete all of your cookies.

Even if they catch him, he’ll probably still get off.

C’mon, he was just hitting on her.

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

I expect the Browns to use this as bulletin board material. Right next to their “Hang in there” kitten poster.

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Marquese Chriss needs to become our Draymond Green.

It’s like any time the Chargers look like they are getting a freebie, they end up getting embarrassed instead.

Luckily, a photographer from Calvin Klein was on hand to give Bieber some extra wood.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.