It looks like the Browns offensive line could really use a some support right now. Thankfully, they should be able to count on everyone getting behind them.

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

Better Thanksgiving experience: hosting the day and not having to deal with travel and getting to control the menu and the ability to fall asleep on your own couch, OR going to family where you don’t have to be forced to entertain anyone and can leave whenever you want without being responsible for cooking or cleanup?

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

If they need someone to dispose of all those bricks at least they know Dwight Howard is nearby.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

The Knicks front office must be really excited about his potential.. trade value right now.

Conley was probably the only person on the floor who actually knew what to call a walk.

Maryland Student: I just wanted to report that we keep getting hit by these little yellow things that really hurt.

I’m all for deer taking down cross country runners as long as they eat all the meat.

Now I know why people find David Blaine ribbitting.

Pretty insensitive move when you realize that ref was legally blind.

Lyndon B. Johnson: Hey, it looks like early results have Nixon ahead.

To add insult to injury, Sherman threatened to block her too.

To be fair, I wouldn’t put it past the Ryan brothers to have a waitress on staff.

Hayne: Today I have a presentation for you about a very important issue. Cyberbullying.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

So you watched like 2 games?

This penalty is not without precedent. Syracuse also got a hefty Fine for child sex abuse.

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