FS1: “Give me your ignorant, your homophobic, your blowhards yearning to breathe hot takes.”

With readily available overhead room, some crazy asshole will choose to turn his lap into a cargo bin. Why would you do that?

A football player smiling and yukking it up with an opponent after a loss is one of the most common sights in the NFL.

Fortunately, Knicks fans are used to seeing wins turn into losses.

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

If the NFL doesn’t want teams posting instant highlights then maybe they should stop putting the Browns on their schedules.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Good thing I bet the under and the over.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Well, there goes the Browns Super Bowl hopes. 

That fellow up there in the blue is Irish welterweight Steven Donnelly, after his round-of-16 win at the Rio Olympics. Looks happy, doesn’t he?

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

The Packers actually spend an entire day of training camp teaching their players all of the rules related to fielding kickoffs. Unfortunately, Brandon Bostick was absent that day.

Schiano: Now that’s how you pick up a blitz!!

The last person to stick out that bad in the middle of a Cubs crowd was Steve Bartman.

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

DeAngelo Williams, Vince Williams and William Gay vs. Will Clarke, DeShawn Williams and Shawn Williams.

Evans: Really, not a single strawberry? Not even in a jam?

Payton: I know you’ve been hearing a lot of rumors about you being cut, but just know that we can’t afford to release you.

Rex should be able to focus more on the games now since he won’t be able to see his feet anymore.