Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

more than one pitch (probably).

I thought bears usually try their best to avoid being exposed to the light. I guess those are just the Baylor ones.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

Whitlock: You know, I really think you could be the missing ingredient that brings this whole damn thing together.

At least Puig found a way to keep himself involved with the game after his benching.

Pretty cool of Blackbourn to let himself get knocked out again so Tai could celebrate properly.

Of course he ran into them in the Coach section.

To be fair, the sky gods cursed the Cubs fans first.

Luckily for Gray, Colorado already has an effective way to measure something abnormal, ERA.

If Schilling doesn’t believe in evolution then how does he explain a frog being turned into Donald Trump?

Who is Alyssa Milano?

Yo Whitlock’s so dumb that it takes him an hour to cook up hot takes.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Luckily all of the mosquitoes around the Marlins stadium have already been driven out by an even bigger bloodsucker, Jeffrey Loria.

I expect Mexico City’s park will be pretty pitcher friendly with its 50 foot walls and all.

As a new member of the Astros I’d suggest Gomez get out on the field and let his play speak for itself, but unfortunately his numbers don’t translate well either.

Making a bunch of uncontested threes on an empty basketball court doesn’t mean you can actually ball. Just ask Kyle Lowry.

Patrick I believe you forgot to credit Hunter Osborn for the tip.