"Whitey sale! Whitey sale!"

It was a thing of beauty....unlike Velveeta.

It came down to Parlay, Teaser, or Excata Box.

BabyDUAN! After a 5 hour delay due to Vegas' shaky healthcare system, the Coolwhhhip's brought a healthy 8 lb girl into the world today. She and Mom are doing great. Now it's on to her college fund, which is getting placed on the Broncos Sunday. Cheers!

just say you've got some tea-bagging to do and don't want to be disturbed

People who quote Ben Franklin out of context are jackasses

had an open bar...I got a club soda and a shot of Jack for $17.

Since I only use a headset for ventrilo or mumble during raids, I will stick with my Logitech H800.

Maybe because it's diarrhea in a bowl?

Good old Onion Dip (Lipton Onion Soup Mix + sour cream) served with Ruffles is one of America's finest creations.

Look, it's not my job to tell you awful, awful people what to like and not like. But, fer chrissakes. Salsa is one of the jewels of humankind. And you morons are choosing derivative boneless Buffalo wing slop over it. That is a thing for you to think about.

How to I clean my manual spice grinder? The one I use to grind, uh, very sticky spice?

In response, 400,000 drunk Broncos fans peed the number 18 into the snow outside their homes.

It's my fault, I was away from my email most of the weekend and missed most of the dialog. For the record, here's where I come out on The Important Issues.

You know how touchy the micks can get.

Some men are just driven by the dream of glorious amounts of gold and an all you rape buffet of exotic women (girls).

I haven't seen a fucked up Italian charge like that since the Punic Wars

Cleveland fans would definitely enjoy a head coach who's covered in cheese curds and gravy. Oh, Pet-tine? That sounds nasty.

I am still shocked at Simmons contention that over a dozen people read that piece before publication and not one of them understood what the problem was. I am also annoyed by his self-serving blather about "young writers"...as if to suggest it was some kind of youthful indiscretion by a 31-year old to out Dr. V to…

I noticed his Twitter absence; what happened? Is it about his site running the Dr. V story?