Does your list of epic fantasy start with Twilight and end with Harry Potter?

Hmmm, I usually feel sick several hours after my visit to a Chinese food restaurant...

This is a toasted cheese sandwich, and lazy people aren't necessarily bad...just probably stoned

"That's why you always give the lady octopi a shot of morphine first."
- Darren Sharper

They should have spent a little more to get it fully tricked out.

Previous record holder

Training in harder conditions than the venue would only lead to better performance. Altitude training leads to increased red blood cells and hemoglobin mass, but this increased mass only lasts for 10-14 days after you descend in altitude. This is essentially an all natural version of some of the doping pro cyclists…

THIS, increased global temperature leads to more water vapor in the atmosphere , which leads to more energy available in storms!

It's like watching reverse Mavericks

or sarcasm

Can we compromise on "Just out of our reach, but totally theoretically possible, yet lacking a cost efficient production method unobtainium?"

Agreed on all counts

NY has the best local fan base of teams that suck. Thanks for nothing, James Dolan, Woody Johnson and Fred Wilpon!

Coming in at two and three are a male contraception pill and guaranteed orgasm for females pill.

Apparently, I suck at Google.

This joke has been deleted, the picture is an example of poor Googling ability.

Would the ice above an underwater habitat on Europa shield the radiation?

If we're going anywhere, it's going to be Titan, in steerage, on British Petroleum's fleet of interplanetary tankers.

Serenity II, where a group of retired browncoats try to save their orbital retirement station from a fiery atmospheric reentry!

Residents of North Korea respectively disagree.