"Hey, douchebag American blogger, dog crap IS food!"
-Sochi's Stray Dogs

Wagner usually looks so happy in all of the commercials that bought her way onto the Olympic team.

Maybe, if she actually deserved to be on the team, I could muster a 'give a fuck.'

TL;DR Skiing is a niche sport

Clearly he left some fireworks smoldering in an upstairs bathroom and is contemplating his soon to be rising insurance rates.

In retrospect, the decision to hold the biathlon event concurrent with the skiathlon seems to be a regrettable mistake.

It's bending over to tie his shoes that really causes Nash problems these days.

We find it sexy on your body, not so sexy everywhere else...especially the drain.

You're obviously too young to remember. The problem with public acceptance of PED use in baseball has always been and will always be about the fiction that baseball statistics were normalized throughout eras, before steroids. The myth that I could compare Babe Ruth and Willie Mays, Walter Johnson and Bob Gibson, but…

The lede should be, 'Child prodigy baseball player has been paying money hungry lawyers and pseudoscientists how to skirt the edges of US law and the collective bargaining agreement for decades, finally wises up.'

Proprietary data sets should specifically preclude it from being viewed as any sort of hard science.

"This is an open secret. This is certainly bad, but it does not humiliate us."

Once she transplants a cat into his life, he won't even notice the human hair accumulation. It will all be hidden under a thick layer of cat hair, along with all his worldly possessions.

They should have just started leaving water bowls full of vodka out as soon as they won the Olympic bid, 25% would be dead by now.

I'll take a vente Joe Cool, with a sidecar of donkeysauce, please.

Parlay Coolwhhhip is a beautiful name!

You're thinking of Skyline Chili.

Nothing is more versatile than salsa, NOTHING!

I hope you named her 'Omaha'

"So we got high that night on the team floor in the hotel, then we went out and won the Super Bowl that Sunday. The next day I flew out to Tahoe and fell asleep under a nice cabin."
- Brendan Ayanbadego