They're not taking them per se, but we're going to make sure that you're sane, you're not an ex con, and that you can pass a background check. You might get to keep yours, but unregulated arsenals are extinct dinosaurs, you just don't know it yet. Seriously, faux intellectual sign off? Lol, bon nuit.

That would require a great distance between plate and human and a perfectly formed water droplet lens, seems quite labor intensive as opposed to this abstract Candy Crush stuff.

It's a beaut, Clark. My favorite feature is the false sense of security it gives you even though the majority of the country is about to (however narrow it is) outvote you. How does that do against real Army weapons?

If you can pass a background check, you're sane, and you say pretty please, you can keep your guns. Just you though. Florida, Texas and Arizona, we're still coming for your guns, you're all batshit crazy.

Hi, you've received this automated reply because you're too late to get a personalized mea culpa. I was wrong, you were right, it's in the thread, and we're still coming for your guns.

There were some...dismissals.

Who watches Eastern Conference basketball? If you know anyone who does, ask them if I should start betting the Nets.

Coming late to the play and piling it on is a penalty in the NFL, and society. It's nice that you feel like a big man tho, glad I made it easier for you to sleep tonight. I was wrong, you were right, and we're still coming for your guns.

Clear visual evidence that the Eastern Conference is awful and, should a degenerate gambler start betting Brooklyn?

Hi, you're our 3rd place caller, please try again next contest!

Yes, you're the second irrationally angry person to attempt to shame me into submission after I clearly acknowledged lazy research and apologized. Would you like to shoot me through the internet now? Thanks for reminding me that I primarily dislike 2nd amendment nut jobs because they're assholes, and secondarily…

I crossed that off decades ago.

Apparently, the liberal media is not just a myth, my bad.

Effectiveness, obviously they are delivering the payload.

"AR" stands for assault rifle. Does she have a fully automatic rifle? No, but you don't get to call a product marketed as an "assault rifle" something else to water down the argument.

This is the most elaborate humblebrag about going to Sundance that I've ever seen, bravo!

Unfortunately, this program will probably wind up just as successful as Japan's attempt to bomb the US via hot air balloons deployed into the jet stream during WW2. North Korean citizens are going to need a lot more than contraband to get their freedom, but at least someone is trying to help them. Unlike us, America.

If I looked like Mrs. Tannehill, I would also carry a huge gun. Plus, FLORIDA!

Jack: Hey Coach, I can't see the action. You know I pay an arm and a leg for these seats, how about a little help, please?
Mike B: /ignores

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