Next up for auction, "Worms Frolicking in Bloody Stool," by an unknown artist out of Cincinnati. Who will start the bidding?

In 1993, there were only two fully intact skeletons recovered and they made up every single thing about that dinosaur in Jurassic Park. At least, according to the crash course in Dilophosaurus facts on the interwebs I've been forced to undergo over the last hour. Which is great, since you people are being proud about…

They're way down on the end of the bench, 12th man, easy to miss.

Did you know that there are 2 fossils of Dilophosaurus? The whole world is "uninformed" about it. Insulting people who think movie trivia is actual knowledge is one of the high points of my day. You can consider me chastened for the crime of not knowing enough shit about your favorite fictional story. I have too much…

No, I'm not. I don't know dilophosaurus, as obscure dinosaurs from 17 year old movies do not make the cut for relevant facts I need to remember. You people need to stop watching "The Lost World" Director's Cut and go outside once in a while.

If you are taking multivitamins, you are flushing money down the toilet.

Quickly making an "eating Newman" crack was clearly more important to me than looking up dilophosaurus. Feel free to sue me, but this isn't IO9.

Watching his team eat Newman was the former top moment.

I see no Rascal scooters in this picture, therefore, the store cannot actually be a Midwestern Walmart.

I don't have a lack of friends, you have a talent for repeating someone else's suggestion and pretending you just made an original comment. I was very polite to the OP, you can go fuck yourself Miz "I think I'm going to Heaven and you're not."

Repeatedly telling someone to join a cult as a solution to their lack if friends is insulting.

Blackphone, brought to you by a shell company backed by the NSA.

That would discount the fact that I have tried it, and I think it sucks, so fuck off, kthxbye.

This article is an amoral piece if crap.

No, I played the cards I was dealt, once we got ungrayed. I'm a huge Jets fan :)

I made the thread, it was always a mashup of joke and popularity sabermetrics. It's not like Barry P recommended your comment to get this out of the gray. :)

LeBron, Kobe, Yao Ming would all eclipse him now. LeBron might make it to the top 10, but basketball still pales to soccer in global popularity. Internationally, I think that Messi or Ronaldo still outdraw any basketball player.

Kudos to Ehboy for illustrating the math I was attempting to explain. Unfortunately, he used Hitler as his final solution. I refuse to live in a world where Hitler is in the top 10 as well.

Honestly, at this point the Rolling Stones are bigger over the same period, because they're still alive in touring. But, I respect your point and I'm a huge Beatles fan. :)

There doesn't seem to be a branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster close enough for me to attend regularly :). It seems kind of phony to try and attend services that I don't believe in in order to make friends that I have have almost nothing in common with, but I think it's sound advice for anyone who can…