If you want to serve your international guests some quintessentially American cuisine, you cannot go wrong with chili...or Hot Pockets.

Snow is neither messy, dirty nor untidy.

Sure, but Philly opted for the onsite jail and courtroom option over the heated field. It was a better long term investment.

Technically he's not dead, he just lacks a soul. He's an undead Foodspin zombie.

While all primates that walk upright can agree that ketchup is an abomination, there is an honest debate to be had over the coming Sriracha shortage and wtf I'm going to put on my eggs instead when that day comes.

It was easily worth a cool million until that fateful day it had no longer shot Greedo first...

There are no lazy, cheap shots in Philly...except for that free ammo with every Jaeger bomb promotion.

Am I the only one completely surprised by how good the spelling was in all of those hatetweets? Did you just cherry pick tweets from ignorant rednecks with a Master's degree or higher or has Alabama bolstered their curriculum lately?

Because nothing that happened in the last century actually happened, right, Mr. millennial?

And by alma mater you mean, "a shady SEC school that he was paid to attend for 3 years from which he never received a degree?"

I applaud your bravery, Sean. But, if you ever want to step up to the big leagues try Route 80 east of you in NJ, the truck lanes in northern NJ on the Turnpike, or Route 287 in northern NJ. It's 3-5 lanes of crazy trucker convoys actively trying to wreck you for their own personal amusement. I'm convinced that they…

G'day, Bruce!

Dinner rolls and being hit by a car both need to be bumped up at least 5 spots on the list. Do people really eat some sort of regular salad on Thanksgiving? Is this some sort of vegan PR stunt?

He's obviously trying to win a bet.

The original title of the series was "Arya Kills Everyone"

In Tebow's defense, he may be a better QB than Geno Smith.

Sorry, Mike:)

Or you could just read the book, where a magnetic catapult owned by rogue Lunar revolutionaries holds off Earth.

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Failure to report child abuse