Their "Free Skyline Chili with each Private Dance" promotion was a colossal failure.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress...

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The elementary school principal was indicted over an earlier rape case, as any cursory investigation of the facts would have clearly shown. The fact that there's another rape being covered up in the same town by the same people is particularly germane to this conversation.

If you don't stop with the slut shaming, I may just have to call Jezebel.

Why not interview players like Don Beebe or Al Toon, or a Mike Utley /Dennis Byrd case? I bet they they might give a more realistic answer than successful lawyer guy with his head in the sand.

If the French really wanted to control these unruly hooligans they should have hired a German private security company to police the event.

He almost makes a Knicks broadcast watchable...almost.

When do we move Cryptonomicon to the non-fiction section?

Mulligan's is awesome, tons of TV's, they also show rugby, get breakfast at Bagelsmashery or Choc au Pain next door and roll in for some beers for BPL. Had a great atmosphere for all the US WCQ away matches this year since no one gets BeIn Sports here.

"I know that face..."
/runs to the bathroom

Ronaldo clearly performed like the best player in the world, but that egregious dive he tried to sell should be mentioned as well. He went down like he was shot after a poor touch and minutes later was roaring down the field for GOOOOOAAALLAAAZZZOO!

I thought that "Regressing" was a fan site devoted to Peyton's hairline...

"And next up for auction, one underground bunker. It has no bedrooms, but it's perfect for the up and coming mad scientist or super villain on a budget, doomsday preppers also welcome."
-Bradleys Estate Agents

"At least I still have the record for dick pics in a season."
-Brett Favre

While I did enjoy your article, Sean, the
lack of a poop story interlude is going to cost you a star. Well done.

You can't spell Anonymous without NSA.

"We're #6!"
-Jayhawks

Is that a Netflix's 'House of Cards' promotion gone horribly, horribly wrong on the Northwestern 50 yd line?