+100000 calories

I cherry picked a 100 Grand Bar last year off my nephew's candy stash last year. 5% of it is still stuck to my molars...it was worth it.

I have seven nieces and nephews who have been conditioned to think Circus Peanuts are a delicious treat. I fear for the next generation.

This is the greatest candy bar ever created, it induces cavities upon contact.

If there's anything below candy corn, it has to circus peanuts...or nuclear waste.

I fully expected upon clicking this link to see "being hit by a car" to be either 9th or 14th on a severely edited list. Which would have lead me to try and educate Mr. Burneko on the myriad treats that rank above being hit by a car. Instead all I have to say is;
Junior Mints are complete garbage
"being hit by a car"…

That's pretty much exactly what I thought a pumpkin lambic would look like, except that it was slightly more Belgish? in my head.

I was thinking that the only beer that could possibly give you the flavor that you're looking for would be some sort of demented Belgian Pumpkin Lambic.

"ooohhh! I'm SO excited!!! love girly beer!!!"

"Sure, they would never back door that gift into switching the World Cup into the winter and screwing everyone's domestic leagues. I like the sound of this. Also, I like the sounds of people dying to pull one off. Would you like to see my Ronaldo impression?"
-Sepp Blatter

"I will always love the ducks...the rest...Go fuck yourselves."
-Tony Soprano

Hawkins' save was his 14th of the season and the 1st postseason save made by a Mets reliever since 2006.

Beltran obviously paid Wong to make an out before he could get caught looking at strike 3.

He's probably not my kid anyway, who doesn't like apples?

Are there other fruit that can be "crumbledized" so successfully, or do apples stand alone in sheer awesomeness? I only ask because I may have a child that hates apples...then again I may have a wife who is just coddling him.

+1 picnic basket

A Tale of Two Titties

"Jaguar's sedans and the NFL football team have almost identical reliability ratings."

Tom Verducci is such a tool.

I would think Buffalo and, gulp, Green Bay have similar diabetic baseline stats.