A 12 pack of Milwaukee's best, 10 soft tacos, and a large bowl. Eat the tacos, chug the beer, shit in the bowl the next morning. Serve at bowel temperature.

Someone should alert Dealzmodo for potential cross promotions...

MRSA-tinis?

Guest instructors include Ben Roethlisberger and Aaron Hernandez, seats limited, call now!

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You mean "meth guy?"

Is "the game," fantasizing about meat, cheese, maple syrup and non dairy whipped topping while simultaneously trying not to vomit up your Smirnoff Ice Coolada funnel?

Skip Bayless lost a dinner over this.

I believe that a large dose of public humiliation is an appropriate sentence.

It's good to see Rocket Frog trying a more species appropriate extreme sport.

In Cleveland, Bud Light is much safer than the water.

I, for one, eagerly await Adam Savage's later-in-life Discovery Channel reinvention show "Hipbusters"

"We're still fucking cheering Michael Irvin being knocked the fuck out at the Vet!"
-Philly

You clearly overestimate the intelligence and underestimate the ego and greed of the average A-lister.

The franchise that he is the unquestioned star of vs the the franchise he's part of an ensemble?

This explains why it's so bitterly cold in my RedBull seats early and late in the season.

Pat Dye is really going overboard bashing Condoleeza Rice today...

"While it seems to be undisputed that Mr. Mingo discovered a previously unknown species of Chrysanthemum, we refuse to let him contravene our centuries' old rules and name it after his mother."
-NCAA Botany Board

I'm a Mets fan. I'm a huge Carlos Beltran fan. I forgive him for 2006 and really hope he makes the HOF and goes in as a Mets cap. But he's still just the greatest Divisional Series hitter of all time.