And a celebrity sexual assault to be named later...
MadMonk
Madmonk
It did have a whiff of, "let's just throw the Eureka guy in, then no one will notice the bar(n) is ridiculous"
Regrets that she had a surprise pregnancy and that's how they dealt with it?
If he says Vegan, can we punch him in the face?
"But the intersecting point between two tangential circles is supposed to be infinitely small without any mass..."
/rolls over in his grave
/gives Isaac Newton the finger
"Damn, Oakley's vitiligo really got out of control, huh? Still, based on this workout tape, I still need think we'll need to sign him for my one game comeback tour. Offer him a free car wash, or a bucket of fish, just make it fucking happen."
I would also guess that of the 23 million dollars that the NFL donates to assorted charities, the vast majority is raised by fining the players for actions that their television partners popularize.
In a perfect world, the above could be reduced to, "Gronk? He got the forearm herpes."
"Jesus Christ, Lindsay, don't you think my sexual peccadilloes have been fuel for enough articles, put the fucking gerbil away...oh, baby squirrel, my bad."
"I told you fuckers he was goo...what do you mean I have to put Weeden back in?"
-Norv Turner
"FIFA also doesn't care about Swimming, Water Polo or any of those other aquatic sports. FIFA IS concentrating on our core values of corruption, human rights violations and lining our own fucking pockets."
- Sepp Blatter
The Eli Manning burger is ordered by you, but served to a random person in the surrounding restaurant...you still have to pay.
The Geno Smith Burger gets wiped on the chef's ass, fumbled onto the floor and served straight to you
His brand seems to be "Douche," how has he not turned out line of feminine hygiene products yet? "My whole life is a strategy'" my ass.
His brand seems to be "Douche," how has he not turned out line of feminine hygiene products yet? "My life is a strategy'" my ass.
I rest my case
Rome has been burning for 237 years, get over it
You clearly care, and I don't believe people like you have even read our Constitution. Let alone understand it or how a 200 year old document should be applied to 21st century life.
The name calling, character attacks and venomous spite are dead giveaways of the right wing nut job in the wild.
No, I'm a moderate and you're a crazy right wing nut job. It's the name calling and contemptuous spite that gives it away.