So, when everyone is to the left of you, that's called the middle. You're just too stupid to realize that you're a crazy right wing nut job.

NBC erred in trying to bring the quality of it's Premier League coverage to another arena...the arena of shooting elephants in the face with a fascist escape clause.

Our abandoned Olympic venues

Agreed, I watch Premier league all weekend and Mondays on NBCSn, UEFA and UFC on FS1 all week, ESPN...maybe Monday nights until MNF is a blowout, that's it.

I already watch much more FS1 or NBCSN than ESPN.

J-E-T-S, FAT, FAT, FAT!

Cryptonomicon
/micdrop

"Mattingly! I told you to shave those sideburns!"
-Montgomery Burns

Some people are starfuckers, Melissa Stark happens to be a bumfucker.

Pictured above, the "Melissa CheeseStark "sandwich: King in the North at Big Charlie's for over 14 years.

-Double

Step 1: play Juan Mata
Step 2: profit
Step 3: repeatedly invest the profits in players who don't fit the manager's philosophy or fill the need at hand

Reports that an unidentified body was found stashed beneath the brick remain unconfirmed.

I'm "too late" but just logged into battle.net with my authenticator without incident.

Inky and Clyde are being sought for questioning, however, Pinky and Blinky were dead and in a box at the time and are not considered suspects.

Inky and Clyde are being sought for questioning, however, Pinky and Blinky were dead and in a box at the time.

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Prison rape jokes about soon to be convicted murderers...still funny. Capitalizing a phrase after a colon: still stupid.

Oregon's real scheme is to blind them with super bedazzled Nike uniform atrocities.

South Carolina has repeatedly shown that they will not be slaves to public opinion