50% of America thinks ketchup is some sort of delicious, liquid vegetable, the other half of us are not morbidly obese.

I'm thinking that step 5 is drench in a smoky bbq aioli, and step 6 involves a maple glaze of goodness

Can we get a recipe for that peanut butter and cheese sandwich? It's for a friend...

Does Kansas City have any institutes of higher learning?

This offer, combined with 250 "Kansas City Chiefs, Super Bowl I Champs!" tshirts would feed and clothe a 3rd world village for the day. Added bonus, free flag.

But PREordering Madden 25 for the included NFL Direct ticket voucher was a resounding YES!

Get her the fucking mandolin!

Empanadas 4 everyone!

Pretending that I used to attend #Whalers games #HartfordLife

"Weed is legal in Washington State, bitches!"

How is it that Nationals's fans seem to be willing to read absolutely anything...except for porn? It's almost like it's an elaborate scheme by Nationals's fans to perpetuate the stereotype that those in the Beltway are somehow more erudite than the rest of us. Thank God that the lolmets are about to pass those…

Cummings Singleton was recently up for several AVN awards in the 'Best Self-Pleasurer' category

That was awesome, what started as a delayed slide show of alternating yellow and blue squares alternating prominence in an imaginary 3rd box, gradually some really weird color shit happened. Strange yellow and blue border combinations and phasing. But that's probably just the weed talking....

Costner really went overboard with the Propecia trying to cover up that bald spot...

Boiled meat is Irish BBQ

That is so clearly not me.

Albert,

David Stern: I'd just like to announce that JaVale McGee has been suspended for 2013 season for violating the league policy on... (Looks down at his prepared statement)....the league policy on scaring white people unnecessarily. Take that, Selig. (Drops mic)

Jason Bay, for impersonating a Major League Baseball player

His daily attempts to find the strike zone remain...less than fruitful.